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An old visitation crack-fic from 2004.
Apr. 14th, 2017 07:24 pmThat sound. Flatulence. Of Elephant.
"Jareth's here."
"Dad needs a new way to appear. That noise is revolting."
"I don't think he can help it, Bri. Comes with the glitter. At least, after a few of us got to him, anyway."
Jade tried hard not to roll her eyes before setting off to Jen's bedroom in the very back of the house. A loud, wheeking noise of rodent was audible through the thick wooden door, as well as a voice belonging to a very perturbed Goblin King.
"Stop that noise, you little furry white monster! Don't make me. Don't make me use." Trailing off, the Goblin King picked up Jen's miniature Legolas and thrust it at Pigger the Guinea Pig. "I'll use this. This little monstrosity whom everyone seems to think is more sexually attractive than I am!"
Narrowing his eyes and going over that last statement in his mind, he looked at the miniature before tossing it at the life-size cardboard Legolas stand-up.
"What the hell are you looking at, pansy princeling?" Moving from the bed into what little foot space there was, Jareth took up the sides of his cloak and fluttered them, raising his voice, eyes on the stand-up. "Ohhhh look at me! I'm a pansy! I frolick through the forest all day before going off with some elf maid and deflowering her. Oh-ho-ho!"
Sniggering ceased his little dance.
Turning, wide-eyed, cloak still clutched in his gloved fingers, he spied Jade in the now open doorway, hand over her mouth, face more than likely aching from trying to keep her amusement bridled.
Glowering, Jareth moved to the door, hopping over some junk on Jen's floor, muttering something about poncy elves under his breath as he moved past Jade to the entrance hall.
"Jareth's here."
"Dad needs a new way to appear. That noise is revolting."
"I don't think he can help it, Bri. Comes with the glitter. At least, after a few of us got to him, anyway."
Jade tried hard not to roll her eyes before setting off to Jen's bedroom in the very back of the house. A loud, wheeking noise of rodent was audible through the thick wooden door, as well as a voice belonging to a very perturbed Goblin King.
"Stop that noise, you little furry white monster! Don't make me. Don't make me use." Trailing off, the Goblin King picked up Jen's miniature Legolas and thrust it at Pigger the Guinea Pig. "I'll use this. This little monstrosity whom everyone seems to think is more sexually attractive than I am!"
Narrowing his eyes and going over that last statement in his mind, he looked at the miniature before tossing it at the life-size cardboard Legolas stand-up.
"What the hell are you looking at, pansy princeling?" Moving from the bed into what little foot space there was, Jareth took up the sides of his cloak and fluttered them, raising his voice, eyes on the stand-up. "Ohhhh look at me! I'm a pansy! I frolick through the forest all day before going off with some elf maid and deflowering her. Oh-ho-ho!"
Sniggering ceased his little dance.
Turning, wide-eyed, cloak still clutched in his gloved fingers, he spied Jade in the now open doorway, hand over her mouth, face more than likely aching from trying to keep her amusement bridled.
Glowering, Jareth moved to the door, hopping over some junk on Jen's floor, muttering something about poncy elves under his breath as he moved past Jade to the entrance hall.
